This is a movie I've long wanted to see. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED is a 1940 RKO production, starring Carole Lombard and Charles Laughton, and based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning play by Sidney Howard. Every so often I check and see if this film can be viewed on the internet, and I happened upon it last night.
Regular readers of this blog will know that Carole Lombard is my favorite actress, and THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED has long been a missing link in her filmography. The movie is unavailable on home video due to rights issues, and apparently it can't even be shown on television either. The fact that Lombard only made two other films after this one makes it even more desirable among the actress's fans.
Unfortunately THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED is a heavy-going melodrama that does Lombard no favors. It was the last in a string of four dramatic stories Lombard starred in (MADE FOR EACH OTHER, IN NAME ONLY, and VIGIL IN THE NIGHT). Out of the four THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED deserves to be in last place.
The story concerns Italian immigrant Tony Patucci (Charles Laughton), a boisterous fellow who runs a successful vineyard in California's Napa Valley. While on a business trip to San Francisco, Tony becomes infatuated with a waitress he sees in a restaurant. When he gets back home, Patucci demands that his foreman Joe (William Gargan) write a letter to the waitress for him. The woman, Amy Peters (Carole Lombard), responds, and the two become pen pals. Tony decides to ask Amy to marry him, but she asks for a picture. Tony (not the handsomest man in the world) sends a picture of Joe instead. Amy agrees to the marriage and comes out to Tony's ranch, where she discovers to her dismay that her intended husband doesn't look anything like she thought he would.
Amy, against her better judgement, still agrees to marry Tony--her main reason for this is to get away from her dead-end job. The jubilant Tony holds a huge wedding eve party, but after having too much to drink he tries to show off by climbing up on the roof of his house. Tony falls off, breaking both his legs. The wedding is delayed, and while Tony recuperates, presumed lady killer Joe and a restless Amy have a one-night stand, with the result being she winds up pregnant. Joe and Amy have no idea how to settle this situation without hurting the naive Tony.
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED was meant to be an "important" film for RKO, what with two major stars, a story based on award-winning material, location shooting in Northern California, and esteemed names behind the camera, such as director Garson Kanin and producer Erich Pommer. (The main editor on this movie was future director John Sturges.) The entire affair has a very big John Steinbeck-like vibe to it, with the rural Golden State setting and the intimate interactions between "regular" folks. The movie comes off at times as too self-important, with plenty of ripe dialogue and a music score by Alfred Newman that goes out of its way to highlight every major moment.
The most notable--or most nefarious, depending on your point of view--aspect of the film is the very broad performance by Charles Laughton as Tony. With his black curly hair, mustache, thick Chico Marx accent, and childlike behavior, Laughton winds up being buffoonish instead of a realistic human being. It's hard to gather up much sympathy for Tony while you're wondering how in the heck a guy like him was able to build up a major vineyard. Carole Lombard does the best she can as Amy, but this is a role that should have been played by a younger actress with less star power. Lombard seems way too smart a person to get involved in the situation that Amy finds herself in, and despite her talents, even she can't make the viewer buy into it when Amy says she really does love Tony. (It needs to be pointed out that by 1940 Lombard was able to pick and choose the projects that she was going to star in, so it wasn't as if she was somehow forced into appearing in this picture.)

Carole Lombard and Charles Laughton in THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED
William Gargan's Joe is supposed to be so masculine that Amy can't help but eventually give in to him, but the actor doesn't seem to be the type that would believably cause Carole Lombard to passionately succumb. Personally, while watching this I felt Gargan resembled Bud Abbott--and that may be due to the fact that Joe talks down to Tony just like Abbott would talk down to Lou Costello. (Gargan, believe it or not, got a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination.) Harry Carey plays a very country doctor, and Frank Fay plays a priest. (If you know anything about Fay's personal life--and beliefs--you'll assume that the idea of casting him as a man of the cloth must have been someone's idea of a bad joke.) Karl Malden and Tom Ewell can be spotted at the pre-wedding festival.
The climax of THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED is a major disappointment. I'm not going to give it away, but I assume that the final result of the film's triangle was mainly due to the Production Code. The ending is somewhat fitting for a desultory story that would have been better made in a different time period.
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WANTED wasn't a big success for RKO--or for Lombard. The actress went back to comedies--the two films she completed before her death in January of 1942 were MR. & MRS. SMITH and TO BE OR NOT TO BE. Lombard's dramatic quartet might have proved she could play non-comedic roles, but they weren't particularly popular with audiences at the time, and they don't appear to be well-received by most fans of Carole today.
There's one thing I know I want--a proper official release of this film on home video. It's not one of Lombard's best, but she still looks beautiful, even when playing a waitress with a drab wardrobe.