If STAR WARS Had Been Made By Hammer Films.....

.....the cast list might have looked like this.


Luke Skywalker--Simon Ward
Princess Leia--fill in the name of your favorite Hammer Hottie
Han Solo--Oliver Reed
Obi-Wan Kenobi--Andre Morell
Grand Moff Tarkin--Peter Cushing
Darth Vader--Christopher Lee
C-3PO--Francis Matthews
R2-D2--Skip Martin
Uncle Owen--Michael Ripper
Aunt Beru--Freda Jackson
Chewbacca--Kiwi Kingston
Greedo--Marne Maitland
Mos Eisley cantina bartender--Duncan Lamont
Wedge--Richard Pasco
Biggs--John Carson
Admiral Tagge--George Woodbridge
Admiral Motti--Michael Gough
Red Leader--Charles Lloyd Pack
Gold Leader--Peter Madden
Porkins--Francis De Wolff
Stormtrooper who bumps his head--Barry Andrews