THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH (1969)

 

This is not the 1963 film with the same title directed by Mario Bava. This is a 1969 crime drama that I picked up on DVD at a very cheap price from Edward R. Hamilton, due to the fact that it stars Adam West, one of my childhood heroes due to his portrayal of Batman in the classic TV series. 

This movie was made after the end of West's time as the Caped Crusader, and he no doubt thought THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH would give him a much needed change of pace. West plays Johnny Cain, a former adventurer and intelligence operative who has settled down to become the owner of a nightclub. Cain lives on a luxury boat and zips about in a sports car, and he's also a ladies man. His swinging bachelor lifestyle is interrupted by an accident one night at his club. A garbage truck happens to smash into the wall of the establishment, killing the man sitting in front of the wall--a man who happens to be a powerful crime boss. Cain's former girlfriend Rebel (Nancy Kwan) was the crime boss's mistress, and the syndicate thinks Johnny has something to do with the killing. Cain becomes drawn into an intricate plot involving the mob, communists, the CIA, and a Tibetan statue. 

THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH attempts to be an action-packed adventure, but it falls way short. The plot is convoluted and confusing, and the too-few fight scenes are very basic (and they're not helped by Adam West having a stunt double that looks nothing like him). West spends most of his time either talking to someone or traveling to one location after another, and the pacing is hurt with the insertion of a performance by an exotic dancer and two mediocre songs by the lounge singer who works at Cain's club. The Tibetan statue is a very weak MacGuffin--it doesn't even wind up being all that important. 

Nancy Kwan is actually the title character, but she doesn't have all that much screen time, and she doesn't even provide all that much helpful knowledge to Cain. The supporting cast includes familiar types such as Nehemiah Persoff and Robert Alda, but there are none of the quirky minor characters that most above-average noir/crime/adventure films feature. 

Francis D. Lyon directed THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH, and the movie at times feels more like the pilot for a TV series instead of a true theatrical film. The character of Johnny Cain is a promising one, and Adam West does his best with it. Unfortunately the story just never gets going, and Cain's quest for answers doesn't seem to be all that important. This is a movie that will mainly appeal to Adam West fans.