Book Review: THE HAMMER HORROR OMNIBUS

 

The present-day Hammer Films company has been releasing a torrent of merchandise in the last few years, causing fans who actually work for a living (like myself) to pick and choose what goodies we should spend our money on. One of the more affordable items is THE HAMMER HORROR OMNIBUS. This is a paperback reprint of four novelizations of different Hammer movies, all originally published in 1966. 

The novelizations were written by John Burke, an English writer who specialized in the movie adaptation field. Film novelizations are extinct today, but before the advent of home video they were an important movie marketing commodity (I bought plenty of them in the 1980s). 

The four films adapted in this omnibus are THE GORGON, THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN, THE REVENGE OF FRANKENSTEIN, and THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB. Each adaptation runs about 90 pages. 

The adaptations are for the most part fairly basic and straightforward. If you are a Hammer fanatic looking for alternate scenes and/or subplots left on the cutting room floor, you won't find them here. I'm sure Burke's job was to provide an accurate account of the features involved instead of filling in any story gaps or going off on any concepts of his own. Burke's writing style in this volume is brisk and to the point--it won't take an experienced reader long to finish this book. 

The standout items in this omnibus are the adaptations of THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN and THE REVENGE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Each of them is a first-person narrative from Baron Frankenstein himself, and Burke perfectly captures the Baron's narcissism, snobbery, and self-assurance. You can't help but hear Peter Cushing's voice as Frankenstein while reading these adaptations, and it is a pity that the actor wasn't recorded doing a reading of them. 

The novelization of CURSE has a few subtle differences from the film. One is that the Baron actually looks forward to his marriage to Elizabeth (mainly due to the fact that he believes it will give him a better public persona), while in the movie Cushing barely tolerates her. Another is how the scene where the Baron and Paul Krempe go after the Creature in the woods is portrayed. In the film it is heavily hinted (but not shown) that the Creature kills an old man and his young grandchild. In the book the Baron and Krempe find the two would-be victims very much alive. (Was Burke trying to provide some sympathy toward the Creature this way?) The adaptations of CURSE and REVENGE are placed one right after the other in this omnibus, and the result is that one feels they are reading a mini-biography of the Baron, told from his perspective. 

THE HAMMER HORROR OMNIBUS contains a Forward by Stephen Gallagher, in which he discusses the career of John Burke and the attributes of movie novelizations in general. There is also an Afterword by Ramsey Campbell in which he examines aspects of the adaptations. This book is not illustrated, but it does contain fantastic cover art by Graham Humphreys (I'm surprised Hammer hasn't created a poster of it). 

I wouldn't say THE HAMMER HORROR OMNIBUS is a must-have, but it is a nice collectible for major Hammer fans. A follow-up volume is scheduled to come out in a few months, and one wonders if Hammer might decide to create a whole new line of novelizations for some of their films. 

ARIZONA COLT RETURNS

 

I assumed ARIZONA COLT RETURNS (1970) was one of those Euro Westerns which took advantage of a character's name from another Euro Western, but this movie does have a rough continuity with the original ARIZONA COLT. Ernesto Gastaldi, who was one of the writers of the original film, provides the story here, and actor Roberto Camardiel returns as Arizona's whiskey-swilling comic relief sidekick. (The movie also goes by a number of alternate titles, including the one on the European poster shown above.) 

The main difference between this Arizona Colt movie and the first one is how the title role is portrayed. The original Arizona Colt was played by Giuliano Gemma, a fresh-faced charismatic actor who had a sense of crafty humor about him. ARIZONA COLT RETURNS has Euro Western veteran Anthony Steffen as the main character, and his bounty hunter is scruffy, beady-eyed, and poker faced. 

Steffen is so taciturn and emotionless that one gets the feeling he's poking fun at the typical Spaghetti Western protagonist. In fact, the first part of ARIZONA COLT RETURNS feels like a spoof, with some goofy hi-jinks and a very lighthearted score by Bruno Nicolai. As the story heads toward the end, things become darker and more brutal. 

The main plot concerns Arizona's battle against a fearsome bandit (Aldo Sambrell) who has attacked the spread of a wealthy rancher, while also stealing his gold and kidnapping his daughter (Rosalba Neri). Arizona is hired to bring back the gold and the girl, and he and what few friends his has are made to suffer for it. 

Aldo Sambrell (another Spaghetti Western veteran) and the exquisite Rosalba Neri wind up being more interesting than Anthony Steffen, who looks and acts more like a villain than a hero. Sambrell appeared in dozens of Euro Westerns, and his part here happens to be one of his best in this genre. Neri doesn't get nearly enough screen time in the small but crucial role as the rancher's daughter. 

ARIZONA COLT RETURNS was directed by Sergio Martino, who is best known now for being a Giallo stalwart. As one would expect, the darker parts of this film flow much better. There's nothing all that extraordinary about ARIZONA COLT RETURNS, except perhaps how it goes from an almost Trinity vibe to a story where no characters are safe. I watched this on Tubi, which presented it in a very nice-looking widescreen print, and an English-dubbed dialogue track that could have used more vitality. 

JUST PLAY DEAD

 

JUST PLAY DEAD is a brand new movie, which I rented on demand. It's not playing in any theaters in my area, and after watching it I doubt it is going to have any sort of theatrical future at all. 

The movie concerns con artist Jack Wolfe (Samuel L. Jackson), who is living in luxury on the Caribbean island of San Miguel. Wolfe finds out he is going to be indicted for fraud, so he comes up with an idea to fake his death and collect on a $30 million dollar insurance policy. He tries to entice his wife Nora (Eva Green) into the plot, but she has plenty of reasons of her own to have Jack killed for real, and she's also juggling two lovers who might be enticed to help her: a cop (Eoin Macken) and a dopey boy toy (Jason Fernandez). 

JUST PLAY DEAD has a style that I would call "pseudo-Tarantino", which is probably the main reason Samuel L. Jackson was cast. All the characters try to act as cool and self-assured as possible, there's plenty of long dialogue exchanges in which every other line features a certain four-letter word, and there are flashbacks and flash-forwards. Director Martin Campbell (who is a long way from his THE MASK OF ZORRO and CASINO ROYALE days) tries to make things as edgy as possible, at least from a 21st Century perspective. Nora's boy toy beach bum is constantly stoned, and she and Jack are either always smoking cigarettes or drinking copious amounts of liquor. All the bad-ass posturing gets tiresome after awhile--all the characters are backstabbing each other or screwing one another (literally and figuratively). Due to the overall cynical nature of the film, the viewer really doesn't care what happens to anyone. 

The movie was filmed in the Canary Islands, and it at least looks attractive, as does Eva Green. Eva is once again playing a scheming femme fatale, and she proves here that she's still far more alluring and seductive than just about all the actresses half her age. Samuel L. Jackson does what is expected of him, but it's still entertaining to listen to him recite dialogue in his special way. 

One good thing about JUST PLAY DEAD is that it's only about 90 minutes long, but other than Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Green, it doesn't have many more positive attributes. 

SANGSTER DIRECTS HAMMER On 4K/Blu-ray From Severin

 

In my last post, a tribute to LITTLE SHOPPE OF HORRORS magazine, I mentioned that the Hammer Films brand may be stronger than ever. One prime example of that is this mammoth box set from Severin. It contains three Hammer movies--all directed by Jimmy Sangster--but it's the supplemental materials that make this set stand out. 

The set contains 7 total discs--3 UHD and 4 Blu-ray. There are 18 hours of special features spread out over the discs, and this set also contains a 312 page (!!!) book containing all sorts of articles on Hammer and English Gothic cinema. 

The films in this set are THE HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN, LUST FOR A VAMPIRE, and FEAR IN THE NIGHT. All of these productions have been released on home video numerous times, and I wouldn't call any of them among Hammer's best (but I would put LUST FOR A VAMPIRE among Hammer's worst). The first chapter of the 312 page book has Severin's David Gregory even explaining why his company put out this set in the first place. Are these three films worthy of reappraisal? They haven't exactly been in hiding (I think you can even watch some of them for free on the Tubi streaming channel). It appears that Severin got a chance to put together a Hammer set with these three features, and they figured they better make it stand out....and it certainly does. 

Each of the three movies gets a UHD and Blu-ray disc, and each get plenty of extras, along with new audio commentaries. I've had this set for a couple months now, and I'm nowhere near watching or listening to everything on it.....but I'd much rather have a release that has too much stuff on it (if there is a sort of thing) instead of not enough. 

I'm not going to list all the extras in their entirety (you can go on the Severin website to find that) but I will list some of the highlights. There are new interviews with performers such as Judy Matheson, Christopher Neame, and Kirsten Lindholm, and archival talks with Veronica Carlson, Yutte Stensgaard, and David Prowse. There are special programs detailing the life and careers of Jimmy Sangster and Ralph Bates, along with a featurette on the horror film career of Joan Collins. There are also discussions on Mary Shelley, J. Sheridan Le Fanu, the Frankenstein myth, and lesbian vampire movies. 

Now we have to get to the book, which has chapters on Kate O'Mara, Ralph Bates, Mike Raven, David Prowse's performances as the Frankenstein Monster, and Hammer's production history during the early 1970s. The cover of the book has the famous (or some would say infamous) image of Yutte Stensgaard's blood-spattered Carmilla rising from her tomb, an image that pops up all over this set, as well it should. 

The accumulated extras are not just a bunch of random fluff--they are interesting and intriguing, and pure catnip for major Hammer fans. One could say that the extras on this set are more important than the films themselves. 

Speaking of the films, it must be pointed out that this is technically a Jimmy Sangster set. The program on his life and career makes the case that Sangster--whose main work in film was that as a writer--was an important player in classic English Gothic cinema. I agree with his importance to the genre--but I don't feel he was a great writer. I believe that Sangster was good at plot construction and good at coming up with ideas, and he certainly knew how to take famous tales and transform them into Hammer product. The extras on this set point out that Sangster did a lot of work on American television in the 1970s and 80s. That might surprise some, but his knack for quickly coming up with ideas and writing for a certain budget made him perfect for that era of TV. Sangster wasn't the best director in the world--an opinion he would have agreed with--but considering what he had to work and deal with, he did the best he could. I think Sangster's best work as a screenwriter was on the series of so-called "mini-Hitchcock" suspense stories he created for Hammer, and FEAR IN THE NIGHT, included in this set, is an example. 

I'm sure most Hammer fans already own the three films in this set, but Severin has provided so many exemplary extras that it is a must for English Gothic lovers. Severin knew they had to come up with something extraordinary to stand up to all the high-end sets Hammer themselves have been recently putting out, and you can't deny that they truly did so. 

An Ode To LITTLE SHOPPE OF HORRORS

 

The final issue of LITTLE SHOPPE OF HORRORS, "The Journal of Classic British Horror Films", is now available. Issue #53 marks the end of a publication that for decades has provided fans of Hammer Films and English Gothic cinema with pages and pages of insight and information on numerous genre movies and the people that were involved in making them. 

I first started buying LSOH in the mid-1990s (my first issue was #12). I've gotten every issue since. Not only has it been one of my favorite film magazines, I've wound up having a personal connection to it. 

I wrote an article on the making of Joshua Kennedy's Hammer-influenced HOUSE OF THE GORGON in issue #41, and I also provided a memorial tribute to my dear friend Veronica Carlson in issue #48. I've become friends with LSOH creator/editor Richard Klemensen, and I've also met and befriended talented LSOH contributors Mark Maddox, Neil Vokes, and Sam Irvin. LSOH writers John Hamilton and Bruce Hallenbeck are Facebook friends of mine. (By the way, my buddy Josh Kennedy also wrote the cover article of LSOH #47, concerning his favorite movie of all time, THE GORGON.) 

So yes, I'm a bit biased when it comes to the subject of LSOH. But even if I hadn't contributed anything to the magazine, or never even met anyone associated with it, I still would have been a dedicated reader. If you profess to be a fan of Hammer Films, you have to have read at least a few issues of LSOH. It has become an unofficial "official" guide and historical resource for everything and anything connected to and created by Hammer. 

LSOH has often been referred to as a "fanzine", since it is an independent publication that doesn't get shelf space at mainstream outlets, but I feel that description is undeserving. The word "fanzine" seems to bring to mind the idea of something amateurish, or below average. During its long history I've found LSOH to be far above average when it comes to genre films publications. Each issue is filled with insightful and informative articles and plenty of Hammer-related artwork from all sorts of talented individuals. Richard Klemensen (who I call Mr. K) has always steered the magazine on a steady course between Monster Kid goofiness and highbrow film theory. You don't have to be an Arts Major to enjoy LSOH, or even the greatest Hammer fan in the world. LSOH is a celebration of the movies of Hammer and its English Gothic cousins, but it also doesn't shy away from the fact that some of these films are not the best productions of all time. (I think the fact that Mr. K is from the American Midwest and that he actually worked for a living has a lot to do with LSOH's overall outlook). 

It goes without saying that LSOH has played an important role in how the films of Hammer have been looked upon and appreciated, but it needs to be pointed out that LSOH deserves a place in cinema history overall. Several people who worked in front of and behind the camera on various genre features have been interviewed in the pages of LSOH, and for most of them it was their only properly documented discussion. The thoughts, opinions and feelings of dozens of artists who worked in the movie industry only exist due to LSOH, and that fact alone makes the magazine worthy of high praise. 

Issue #53 may be the swan song of LSOH, but the magazine isn't taking a leisurely victory lap. #53 is a 162-page spectacular, and it fittingly features Peter Cushing on the cover (see above). It contains in-depth articles on THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN, THE GAMMA PEOPLE, and THE HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN, and there are also archival interviews with Cushing, Christopher Lee, Roy Skeggs, and Anthony Hinds. There's also an eight-page color section showcasing fantastic artwork from some long-time LSOH contributors. 

I've seen a lot of horror & science fiction movie magazines come and go in my lifetime. Most of them faded away, some of them morphed into something totally different, and some others just simply limped along. LSOH is going out on its own terms, and it has never failed to be fresh, vital, and enjoyable for English Gothic cinema fans. I'm proud to have been a very small part of it, and I'm happy to know that back issues of LSOH will be available on the magazine's website. One could say that the Hammer brand name is bigger than ever, especially when one takes into account all the special edition home video sets and books dedicated to the company's product that have been released recently. Richard Klemensen and LITTLE SHOPPE OF HORRORS has had a major impact on the history of the classic Gothic horror film and on pop culture overall. 

HURRICANE ISLAND

 

HURRICANE ISLAND is about the most perfect example of a B movie that there is. It was produced (Sam Katzman) and directed (Lew Landers) by veterans of the form, it lasts only around 70 minutes, and it provides decent low-budget entertainment. 

This movie was shown recently on TCM as part of the cable channel's "Summer Under The Stars" day featuring the redoubtable Marie Windsor. She's the main reason to watch this pirate tale, which is set in the early 16th Century and deals with Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon's attempt to find the fabled Fountain of Youth in Florida. 

Windsor plays the striking and vivacious Jane Bolton, who leads her own pirate crew based in Cuba. (In her very first appearance, she is referred to as a "noisy wench".) Jane finds out about Ponce de Leon's expedition to Florida, and, assuming there will be gold found, joins up by infiltrating a group of women who are going along to become wives to those who will settle in the new land. 

Jane's ruse is soon discovered by Captain Carlos (Jon Hall), the second-in-command to de Leon (Edgar Barrier). Jane's crew follows along, and they and a tribe of natives cause plenty of trouble for the Spanish expedition. 

Sadly, Marie Windsor isn't used to her full advantage in HURRICANE ISLAND. Her character is so intriguing that she deserved her own movie, but in the later part of the story Jane Bolton gets very little to do. Windsor has far more screen presence than Jon Hall, a minor league Errol Flynn who for some reason got to play the lead in all sorts of period adventures. Windsor's Jane even falls for Hall by the end, an improbable turn of events that robs the viewer of the chance to see Marie heft a sword and engage in some daring-do of her own. The only standout in the supporting cast is long-time bad guy Marc Lawrence as Jane's treacherous pirate companion. 

Needless to say, historical accuracy wasn't much of a concern to those who were involved in HURRICANE ISLAND. No one acts as if they are Spanish, or even as if they come from the 16th Century, and the native tribe appears to be a mixture of Apaches and Polynesians. The climax is notable for the fact that it brings in a supernatural element. Not only does this element give a reason for the film's title, it also provides a twist that will be recognizable to any one who has seen any movie versions of H. Rider Haggard's SHE. 

HURRICANE ISLAND was filmed in a process known as "Supercinecolor", and the mediocre print shown by TCM didn't do it any favors. Marie Windsor still looked great, and it's too bad that the movie's budget and plot didn't do the actress justice. 

THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO

 

THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO is a 1969 Euro Western based on the ancient Greek tale of Orestes, a story concerning revenge and family betrayal. The movie's original title is IL PISTOLERO DELL'AVE MARIA, or GUNMEN OF AVA MARIA. 

This is a Spaghetti Western that is more concerned with the emotional dynamics between the main characters than violence or gunplay. It has a slower pace than most examples of the genre, and there are no quirky eccentric types to provide any comic relief. 

The story revolves around the murder of a well-to-do Mexican General named Carrasco. After returning home from fighting the French in the 1860s, the General is killed by his younger wife Anna (Luciana Paluzzi) and her lover Tomas (Alberto de Mendoza). Years later the General's son Sebastian (Leonard Mann) teams up with his boyhood friend Rafael (Peter Martell) to get revenge. Rafael has his own personal reasons for going after Carrasco's widow and Tomas--they have denied him the love of Sebastian's sister (Pilar Velazquez). 

A dark, brooding air hangs over THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO. Director Ferdinando Baldi made many other Italian Westerns and action-adventures that were far wilder and more rambunctious, but here he sticks to a mood of tragedy and regret. Leonard Mann and Peter Martell make effective, if dour, protagonists, but they resemble each other so much that at times it's hard to tell which one is which. 

The performance that really gets your attention in this film is that of Luciana Paluzzi as Anna. Paluzzi is best known for playing the feisty Fiona Volpe in THUNDERBALL, so one would assume that Anna is nothing more than a seductive, scheming femme fatale. She is that to an extent, but the script and Paluzzi give Anna some complexity--this is a woman who is haunted by what she has done, and she is well aware of how many other people she has hurt due to her actions. 

Perhaps the most notable aspect of THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO is its music score by Roberto Pregadio. Even if you have never heard of this movie, you've probably heard its main theme before, even without realizing it. The score is considered one of the best examples of Euro Western music (at least the best example of a score that wasn't composed by Ennio Morricone). Pregadio's theme has been used in various other movies, TV shows, documentaries, etc. It's a score that could be attached to every other Spaghetti Western ever made and still work. 

Tubi has an excellent-looking widescreen version of THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO with an English voice track, and it appears to be uncut as well. If you are looking for violent cheesy fun, this isn't the movie for you, but if you are interested in a Euro Western that takes a somewhat different tack, THE FORGOTTEN PISTOLERO is well worth your time.